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When I saw that Justin Wright got a $10,076,392 bailout check, I knew I had to give it a shot and see what I could get. Now this blog hasn’t been updated frequently (but will be from now on!) but considering I am Mr. Money, I deserve a bailout too!
According to Justin:
If you haven’t heard, the government has decided to bail us bloggers out. The exact value of your bailout check is determined by the following attributes:
- Incoming Links
- Alexa Rank
- PageRank
- Technorati Rank
There are also a few secret things that can affect your total bailout amount but these have not been made public yet.
Sounds good. So what was my final blog bailout figure?
A paltry $119,554. Oh well, every little bit counts and I’ll take it!
Maybe if I get a bailout it would swing the tide of the entire economy, considering I am a professional good luck charm!
Head on over to MoneyPath to determine how much blog and twitter bailout you deserve. Let me know how you do in the comments below.
With last night’s North Carolina Tarheel victory over the Michigan State Spartans I am now confident that I am a good luck charm. That’s right, throw out those lucky rabbits feet and start hanging around me to get some real good luck in your life.
What enables me to make this claim?
Glad you asked, check out my stats/credentials for the past eight years:
Three New England Patriot Super Bowl victories
Two Boston Red Sox World Series titles
Two USC Trojan College Football Championships
Two UNC Tarheel College Basketball Championships
One Boston Celtics NBA Championship banner
That’s ten major sporting titles for five of my teams in [...] Continue Reading…
Our parent company, The 42nd Estate, is holding a super easy to enter contest to celebrate our one year anniversary. All you have to do to win is head over to our blog and write a comment on the post linked above.
No really, that’s it! Just write a comment and you’re automatically entered to win $42. No catch, no spam, all ease. It’ll take you less than a minute and you might win $42, so you have literally nearly nothing to lose. If you don’t win, all you lose is a minute of your time but you discover a [...] Continue Reading…
Sadly, this clip from Saturday Night Live features some of the best financial advice I’ve ever heard. Trust me, it’s worth two minutes of your time. [...] Continue Reading…
Sadly, this video clip from the satirical news organization, The Onion, is more on point in its fiscal analysis than most major news sources.
In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
I love this video. Watching it makes the countless bailouts and other federal financial shenanigans slightly more bearable.
And yes, the government should most certainly stop dumping money into a giant hole (A.I.G.). [...] Continue Reading…
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